Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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