I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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