took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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