some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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