Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
