im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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