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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  wtf

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  I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?

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• (408): View more from California

  you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.

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• (650): View more from California

  You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.

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