maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you inspire me to be a worse person
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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