I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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