You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.