eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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