I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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