taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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