Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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