so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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