She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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