My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
