I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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