After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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