I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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