You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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