he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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