Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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