K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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