I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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