All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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