This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Your penis caused this!
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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