You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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