If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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