It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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