I wannas sexs uuuuu
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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