I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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