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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just gift wrapped bread.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Vodka?
Forever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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