what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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