What a fucking waste of an outfit
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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