You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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