just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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