Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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