I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.