Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?