Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
25 Porn Addicts Admit Their Biggest Pet Peeves
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.