Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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