dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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