Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
they need to just BURY HIM!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.