on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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