I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
