Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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