let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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