Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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