Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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