Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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