i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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