if i can run in heels then i can drive
If that was your dad, he is hot
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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