get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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