also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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