If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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